Canadian hockey player loving bombshell Elisha Cuthbert.

Man it’s been a long time hasn’t it?  Mention of my girl Elisha Cuthbert.  First and foremost I want to apologize to this fine fine woman for letting her stray from my thoughts for so long.  Second, I want to apologize to my readers for not mentioning Elisha for a while.  She’s my heart and soul!!!

I meant to write something, anything about Elisha when the whole Sean Avery fiasco flared up (I was unfortunately distracted by bar exam preparation).  If you guys don’t know, Sean Avery is an idiot hockey player (Rangers), who made a comment about other players having his “Sloppy Seconds” which was a reference to Elisha’s dating of some other idiot hockey player.

First I was a little upset that he besmirched the honor of my Elisha.  I mean for fuck’s sake, look at her! There’s nothing sloppy about her.  However, when I started to think on it some more, I got mad at Elisha.  Why on the fuck does she date hockey players?  I know she’s Canadian, and that certainly would not stop me from throwing my self shamelessly at her, but Hockey Players are easily the lowest for of sports star.  Maybe the most lowly form of bipedal humanoid life on the planet.  She needs to step her game up.

Maybe I don’t like the whole hockey player thing because it just illustrates that I will NEVER every get a shot a Elisha.  I mean for fuck’s sake there are like two brothers that play hockey (Jerome Iginla… Peter Worrell… That’s it).  Is 29 too old to learn to ice skate?

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